Friday, June 6, 2008

My Horrific Day (Summarized in the Form of a Movie Trailer)


It drones on....and on....and on....

("I have a bad feeling about this...")

It emphasizes the same point over
and over
and over again!

("We have a situation! I repeat, we have a situation!")

It points the finger...

("Watch out!")

...at everyone else!

(screams)

It sucks the life out of you, and leaves nothing in its wake!

("Oh God, no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!")

It's...

THE MEETING

In a meeting...no one can hear you scream.*

*That's because all of the oxygen in the room has been sucked away by a ceaseless tirade of jargon, thus depriving you of the air needed to scream properly.

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