Friday, June 6, 2008
My Horrific Day (Summarized in the Form of a Movie Trailer)
It drones on....and on....and on....
("I have a bad feeling about this...")
It emphasizes the same point over
and over
and over again!
("We have a situation! I repeat, we have a situation!")
It points the finger...
("Watch out!")
...at everyone else!
(screams)
It sucks the life out of you, and leaves nothing in its wake!
("Oh God, no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!")
It's...
THE MEETING
In a meeting...no one can hear you scream.*
*That's because all of the oxygen in the room has been sucked away by a ceaseless tirade of jargon, thus depriving you of the air needed to scream properly.
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